I’ve had a few clients that want
a genuine medium and have asked me not to come up with anything I could look up
on the internet or Facebook. Instead of saying, “I’m much too busy to do that
and that would take an entire investigative team and it’s just me and my dog
working today.” I just say, “I’m way too lazy for that.” Hell, I’d of done a
lot better in school if I’d just have studied!
I tell them the kind of stuff I
get you couldn’t find on the internet, like the name of Grandma’s little black
poodle that she told you to quit pulling on its tail. Or the time you were
little and sat on Grandma’s glasses and tried to patch them up with scotch tape.
Maybe the time in 1973 that you lost a baby tooth and your Mom put it in a pill
bottle so you could keep it forever and you forgot where you hid it. You buried
it next to the porch in the backyard and it’s still there! That’s the type of
stuff Spirit gives me. If Spirit doesn’t come up with stuff like that, I just
give you a refund!
If you every see three cowboys
driving in a two-door pick-up you can be certain the genuine cowboy will be the
one sitting in the middle. The cowboy on the left has to do the driving and the
cowboy on the right has to get out and open and shut all the gates. I’m way too
lazy for that, so I’ll be in the middle!